Things you never thought about...

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have
> never thought about;
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> Can you cry under water?
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> How important does a person have to be before they are
> considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but
> it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going
> to?
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> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes
> you were buried in for eternity?
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> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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> What disease did cured ham actually have?
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> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
> would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
> wake up like every two hours?
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> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
> hearing?
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> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
> in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
> to see you naked anyway.
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> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
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> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to
> a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
> song about him?
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> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
> a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
> but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
> They're both dogs!
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> If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
> why didn't he just buy dinner?
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> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
> morons?
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> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
> same tune?
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> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
> gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his
> head out the window?
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